If You Must Smoke, Smoke Salmon T-Shirt - By Ray Troll
100% pre-shrunk cotton. Shirt color: Steel Green. One of our most popular shirts. "My good friend Tim Barry, bounces ideas off me from time to time. This is one of his. It's hard to believe that the pernicious habit of cigarette smoking is still so prevalent in our society. Come on people, switch to salmon!" Ray Troll.
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